Road trip news, rants, and ruminations by the Editors of RoadsideAmerica.com
September 8, 2009
When Adolf Hitler’s yacht was busted up for scrap in the early 1950s, souvenirs wound up all over Pennsylvania and southern New Jersey.
Greg Kohfeldt, who owns the most famous piece of all, Hitler’s toilet, told us that, “A lot of stuff made it into people’s homes. Little things. Portholes, chairs, signs — it’s all over this part of New Jersey. Florence, Bordentown, Fieldsboro….”
Greg referred us to Dick Glass, a 25-year Navy vet and local historian who recalled some of the relics’ final landing spots. According to Dick, one of the portholes is now in a private museum in Gettysburg; a big oak table — the ship’s map desk — is still at the American Legion hall in Florence; and Dick and his dad used screws from the yacht to build their own boat. “They were good brass and bronze screws.”
Dick’s most intriguing story dates to 2004 — or maybe earlier, he couldn’t be sure. Dick got a call from a man in Pennsylvania who had salvaged an entire cabin from the yacht. “It had been cut off of the ship. It was in this guy’s back yard,” Dick recalled. “It had portholes in it and everything. He was German. He was living in it!”
Dick said that the man offered the cabin to him, “but how would I get it here and where would I put it?” He lost track of the cabin after that, but ventured that it “may still be kicking around somewhere” as an odd counterpoint to more noble back yard live-in souvenirs. We’ll certainly keep an eye out for it.
September 3, 2009
• Heal me, Red Boiling Springs! The evocatively-named town of Red Boiling Springs, Tennessee, wants to reopen its red boiling springs as a tourist attraction, according to local station WZTV (The springs were shut down by the state because the water was untreated). “The bubbling, sulfur-filled mineral water once drew thousands who swore by it’s power to cure everything from arthritis to kidney stones.” Sounds like Tennessee’s version of Montana’s radon health mines to us — maybe the red boiling water could be zapped with radon?
• Mall Averse to Bison Stampede: Entrepreneur Garry Eiden has been forced to close his tourist attraction in Marbleton, Wyoming, which was a pen packed with seven live bison at a shopping mall. According to the Sublette Examiner, the possibility of a buffalo stampede made the attraction a “dangerous recipe for disaster,” but Eiden was unconvinced. “It’s just like your dog. Why do you like your dog? Because people can pet it and enjoy it – that’s the way I was with the bison.”
• Stoogeum Owner Needs Loud Conk on Head: Gary Lassin, who owns and operates the Stoogeum in Lower Gwynedd, Pennsylvania, has admitted that he’s baffled by the broad popularity of his Three Stooges museum. “I did not foresee this as a tourist destination, but that’s what has happened,” he told the Montgomery News. Lassin reportedly is mulling over the idea of moving the museum to Philadelphia — into the house in which hometown hero (and Stooge) Larry Fine was born.
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September 1, 2009
For a dozen years a life-size wax version of The Last Supper has languished in a Texas closet, the heads of Jesus and his disciples stored in boxes. Delays kept it there despite promises of its return in 2005 and 2007 and 2008.
Now it’s finally back, the centerpiece of Ft. Worth’s new Christian Arts Museum, which opened in August 2009.
We last saw this Last Supper some time before 1997, when its then-sponsoring group ran into money trouble and packed it away.
The Supper was built under the supervision of mother-daughter wax artists Katherine and Katherine Marie Stubergh. In 1955, Ft. Worth oil tycoon Bill Fleming saw an earlier Wax Supper that the Stuberghs had built — which is still on display in Santa Cruz, California — and paid them to build a duplicate as a “gift to all Christians.” He displayed it for years at a Ft. Worth shopping mall. According to Ed Malone of the Ft Worth Christian Arts Commission, the Stuberghs built four addition Wax Suppers — maybe for four other tycoons? — but these have all since disappeared.
Daughter Katherine Marie, perhaps ready for a change of subject matter, opened up a Presidential wax attraction in South Dakota. But she and her mother both died years ago, so the Christian Arts Museum had to hire an artist from a wax museum in nearby Grand Prairie (but not this wax museum in Grand Prairie) to perform touch-ups on the figures
“They held up real well,” Ed told us. “Maybe one or two hairs were missing.”
The modern trend in wax museums is to allow visitors to mingle with their wax heroes. Ed, however, said that Jesus and the gang will be safely roped-off from adoring fans, and allowed to enjoy their divine dinner in peace.
August 30, 2009
On a recent tour of the reactor, we were shown Fermi’s office, which displays a 1944-model slide rule. Michele Gerber, the reactor’s historian, told us that “Fermi would have used a slide rule exactly like this” to calculate the stacking of the reactor’s graphite core, or the maximum amount of uranium that could be shoved into it without exploding. She cautioned that “it’s not his, but one like it,” but maybe she just has to say that.
August 15, 2009
Cheap miniature metal buildings are a classic souvenir category. At one time they were made with actual metal — probably pewter — and often handily doubled as banks or salt and pepper shakers. Today they are most likely cast from polyresin with a faux-bronze finish. But they still generally sell in a reasonable $5-10 price range, depending on size, complexity of detail, and how desperate the tacky tourist emporium you’re browsing in needs to improve its cash flow.
The Building Collector blog (run by “Dave”) covers this wonderful world of Lilliputian landmarks — from miniature buildings on rings, to how to photograph your miniature collection. Oh sure, most people have a handful of common examples shunted off to the back of some shelf (an Eiffel Tower here…a Statue of Liberty there…) but if you read Dave’s blog you’ll quickly realize that there is another trend afoot: upscale, limited edition models that appeal to the serious collector.
InFocusTech offers a vast array of high-end examples, from popular, well-known tourist destinations like the Empire State Building (Ultra Limited, $250) to just about every obscure corporate tower attempting to dominate the skyline of a mid-sized American city. Is there really a big demand for Bank of America, Dallas? (Although I must admit that Pride of Bartlesville (in Oklahoma, designed by Frank Lloyd Wright) is rather cool.) And it’s nice to see that they offer an itty bitty version of the folk art filigree wonder that is the Watts Towers ($90).
Another niche in the field of petite production is fulfilled by Boym Partners. Their “Buildings of Disaster” series appeal to the lover of irony, black humor, and conversation-starting object accumulation. Beautifully designed and sure to give your guests the willies, the line-up includes Chernobyl, The Ford Theater, The Dakota Apartments, The Branch Davidian Compound, and the timeless and once-again-topical Neverland Ranch ($110).
For a more cheerful take that appeals to the artier side of baby building multiples, check out “Curious Town.” These “building never built…until now” are designed by illustrator Bob Staake. The first offering is “UFO Plant #51″ of “Disk, Nevada” ($150).
So if you feel the need to lord it over a miniature world of your own making, this hobby is for you. Indulge your “Godzilla Complex” and start shopping! Gargantuan credit card bill to come. [Post by Anne D. Bernstein]
August 13, 2009
• Motorcycles to Hell: Last year the World’s Largest Creationist Crab in Blanchester, Ohio, was jumped by a born-again motorcycle daredevil on Labor Day weekend. The stunt ended as the motorcycle crashed though a fire wall, representing The Burning Gates of Hell. This year, the fun-loving church that owns the crab plans to upstage its previous event — by having two motorcycles perform the stunt simultaneously. According to the Akron Beacon Journal, “The pair will soar through the air, smashing through a burning inferno in the first ever double motorcycle firewall stunt.” The soaring and smashing will take place on Saturday, September 5.
• The Real First US President: After centuries of neglect, John Hanson is finally getting the attention that he deserves. “Hanson was the first president in the United States,” declares the News-Post in Hanson’s home town of Frederick, Maryland, and the city reportedly plans to spend $100,000 to erect a “larger than life” statue of him next year. A crusade to recognize Hanson has been spearheaded for decades by this man in Ohio, who is not mentioned in the Maryland article, and who would agree that he is also not getting the attention that he deserves.
• Not Quite Nirvana Monument: Dead Nirvana front man Kurt Cobain was recently remembered on a privately-funded granite marker in his home town of Aberdeen, Washington. Unfortunately, the memorial included a naughty word (from one of Cobain’s lyrics). This caused a fuss, and so Aberdeen City Councilwoman Kathy Hoder took it upon herself to have the last three letters of the word sandblasted out. “I just went and got it fixed,” she told the Aberdeen Daily World.
• Dungeon Master Immortal: The widow of dead Dungeons and Dragons co-creator Gary Gygax wants to erect a statue of Gary in his home town of Lake Geneva, Wisconsin. Perhaps mindful of the Kurt Cobain controversy, she told the Janesville Gazette that the statue is “going to be very tasteful,” and that D&D “was more than a game; it was life.” We hope that the statue will look something like this, or that it at least will take some style cues from the statue of Lake Geneva’s other hometown hero, Andy Gump.
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