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"Happy Half-wits"

The gap-toothed, grinning moron M-Man may be the most underappreciated threat to human civilization. Happy half-wits are clustered in Texas and New Jersey, for some reason...
Half-Wit and Bunyan in collusion.
Dangerous Precedent: Fiberglass imbecile wields an ax. A Bunyan looks on approvingly, at Seaside Heights, New Jersey.
Jackson's Half-Wit Muffler Man.

Dallas dimbulb Muffler Man.


[RIGHT] This whack Howdy is located at an establishment called Ken's Mufflers, 3737 W. Northwest Highway (across the lake from Love Field Airport), Dallas, Texas.

[TOP] Jackson, New Jersey's Happy Half-wit lurks near the entrance to Great Adventure. Hands free, if he wasn't frozen in position he'd be touching himself.

Winslow's Slow Learner. Standing on a corner in Winslow, New Jersey.
[Photo by Anne D. Bernstein]

November 26, 2014

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