The snack food that litters your back seat may come
from the Quickie Mart, but you'll search in vain to find titanic Twinkies or
behemoth Beef Jerky on the US vacation horizon. Instead, Americans honor the
food groups that made us strong before we said the-hell-with-that and got satellite
TV -- fruits
and vegetables -- honest-to-goodness snacks from scientifically standardized
factory farms, nurtured by fertilizer from the most advanced chemical industry
on earth.
These mighty munchables are a link to our past, but they also offer a glimpse of a glorious future, when biotechnology will give us asparagus as tall as a CD tower and prunes as big as your couch.
Big Apple of Cornelia, Georgia. |
Apple |
Big Apple of Winchester, Virginia. |
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Artichoke Artemis, Greek goddess of the moon, would have a new neighbor if this mighty artichoke were ever orbited. |
Carrot & Lettuce Santa's Land Theme Park: Address: Soco Road, Cherokee, NC [Show Map] Directions: Southeast of Cherokee, US Hwy 19. Hours: Opens in May. (Call to verify) Phone: 828-497-9191 |
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Corn Khepera, Egyptian god of morning, needs skyscraper-sized prairie gold to make corn flakes for early rising immortals. |
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Egg We bet that Isis, Egyptian goddess of fertility, had something to do with these giant eggs. |
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Lemon The Tart Lord of Mind Control. Just thinking about this one makes us pucker and salivate. |
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Orange Osiris and one of his oranges, left by the Egyptian god of the underworld in Florida, our own version of down under. |
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Peach Pomona, Roman goddess of fruits, offers three fuzzy peaches |
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Peanut |
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Pecan Persephone is the Greek queen of infernal regions, the only places with a climate suitable for pecan growth. Except, perhaps, for Missouri or Texas. |
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Potato Phineus was a Greek who tried to slay the son of Zeus and was turned into stone by Medusa's head. As, apparently, were giant potatoes in Blackfoot and Driggs, ID. |
Olive Odin, Norse creator god, drops an olive like this into a 50-foot-tall martini glass after a hard day of universe management. ( World's Largest Olive: Lindsay, CA: In front of the Olive Tree Inn.) |
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Strawberry Saturn, Roman god of harvests, likes his strawberries big. |
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Watermelon Wotan, Teutonic boss god, left this half-eaten watermelon behind in Green River, UT, when he moved to pricier digs in Valhalla. |
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Finally, the Jolly Green Giant of Blue Earth, MN, America's own agricultural god, protects all fruits and vegetables who drive around looking at giant fruits and vegetables. |
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