Big John, Uber-Grocery Clerk

Big Johns are well-meaning hulks, hoisting car-sized bags filled with groceries in the parking lots of their Big John food stores. Often mistaken for Muffler Men, the Big Johns peacefully coexist with their roadside brethren.

Big Johns are 28 to 30 feet tall, usually clad in checkered shirts, blue jeans, an apron and comical bulbous black shoes. And when -- God knows why -- a Big John store goes out of business, someone repurposes the big guy.

That's what happened to the BJ in Cape Coral, Florida, which lords over a strip mall now. He's been there since 1969. Big John's grocery bags are missing, but he's otherwise up to spec. He survived a close encounter with Hurricane Charlie in 2004, and is reportedly anchored to withstand 110 mph winds..

A roving Big John has been reported in Lake View, Mississippi, pressed into seasonal service like a portable M-Man.

Cape Coral, Florida
Benton, Illinois - Reported auctioned in 2005 and moved to Unger, WV.
Carmi, Illinois -known as "Little Giant"
Eldorado, Illinois
Metropolis, Illinois
West City, Illinois
Gainesville, Texas - part of a cluster of giants, in 2004 joined by a second Big John