We'd have never believed this artifact existed if we hadn't seen it with our own eyes, at Baltimore's Dime Museum. There's a signed testimonial: "I, Sam Frick, do swear A. Lincoln Passed This Turd at Ford's," and a fading, typed description about the "human coprolite," and what Lincoln had eaten that day. Sadly, the Dime Museum closed a few years ago, its contents auctioned off, so the Bowel Movement has moved on to parts unknown....
