Isles of Shoals, New Hampshire - Ruined Monument to Mr. Pocahontas

Captain John Smith -- savior of Pocahontas -- has a nice statue in Jamestown, Virginia, the colony that he founded in 1607. But in 1614 he came here, to this cluster of tiny islands six miles off of the New Hampshire coast. He named the islands after himself, sailed back to England, published a map that first referred to this region as "New England" (and that finally convinced Europeans to colonize America), and never returned.

By 1864, Smith's 250th anniversary, no one called these the "Smythe Isles" any more. A monument was erected to Smith here in that year, but its main purpose was to lure visitors to a new summer hotel. The monument was a tall marble pillar, covered with an inscription, set on a triangular granite base. At the top were three carved heads, representing the heads of the three heathen Turks that Smith had lopped off as a mercenary Crusader in Transylvania.

Granite and marble proved no match for New Hampshire weather. First the heads were blown out to sea. Then the inscription was sandblasted flat. Then the entire pillar was blown away in a storm. In 1914 a bronze plaque was bolted to the ruined base. That's the state of the monument today -- plus 90-something years of abuse from salt, sun, ice, water, wind, and seagull poop. [Roadsideamerica.com Team, 12/03/2005]