Castroville, California -
Weird Bar-B-Que Host

There is a place called " The Texas Bar B Que," that you must experience to believe. The host/owner is a tall, skinny individual. He wears a cowboy hat with a huge rattlesnake head mounted to the front, and he personally cooks and serves the food, providing a non-stop stream of off color entertainment right at your table. Jokes about any part of the body and really bold sex are common, regardless of whether he's ever seen you before. My favorite was when he hauled out what he called a "penis stretcher," an old gag that he does a pelvis thrusting mock up of, right at your table. To top it all off, he has excellent food, some of the best ribs I ever tasted, and plenty of excellent side dishes. [Patrick Murray, 03/04/2000]