Ocean City, Maryland: Ocean Gallery World CenterJoe Kro-Art will do crazy things for your entertainment at his busy busy busy Ocean City boardwalk headquarters. Chaos, thy name is Joe Kro-Art.
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Globally famous boardwalk attraction!!!!!! "It's Astounding!!!!!" Latest OUTRAGEOUS national news feature: TIP Ocean Gallery - the ENTIRE BUILDING - may be moving to Hollywood!!! This has to do with a proposed TV REALITY SHOW!!! This is a HUGE STORY!!!! It's become a LIVE ongoing reality show - with Ocean Gallery potentially Moving - the ENTIRE BUILDING - to Hollywood within the next 2 yrs!!!!!!!!!! This is the MOST OUTRAGEOUS EVENT in the 50 yrs of Ocean Gallery World Center - and its a HOT STORY - now GLOBAL!!!!!!!!! Ocean Gallery is also featured in the new Russian major motion picture "TURBO" - already filmed and premieres in the U.S. Summer 2015!!!!!![joe, 11/20/2014]
Joe Kro-Art is Ocean Gallery World Center's inexhaustible Master of Ceremonies. We post him sparingly so he doesn't use up our supply of exclamation points.
Ocean Gallery World Center has just been filmed and is in the new major motion picture "Ping Pong Summer" with Susan Sarandon!!!!! The main love scene with the two main stars takes place in the evening alongside and in front of Ocean Gallery!!!! This globally famous attraction was filmed last month by Travel Channel and will be featured on Travel Channel on and off this coming winter on "Travel Channel Boardwalk Empires." In addition, Ocean Gallery is currently being considered for a reality tv show! It's ASTOUNDING!!!![Katrina Kroart, 10/29/2012]
This tip is clearly from a trained disciple of Joe Kroart, crazed visionary and chief cheerleader of Ocean Gallery World Center. The multiple exclamation marks and last name are a dead giveaway.
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Ocean Gallery World Center attracts celebrities, dignitaries and honored guests from all over the world! Recently - tv celebrity "MIKEY" -- direct from American Chopper Sr vs Jr -- hit tv show IN PERSON!! Plus, also recently Paul Sr's famous Feather Free Zone Chopper (currently being viewed globally on his hit tv show!!)...
Breaking news: just in the past few weeks Ocean Gallery World Center has been contacted -- and is being considered for a reality show filming for summer 2012!! This is BIG!!! Ocean City, Md - and the entire State of Maryland - potentially will benefit with HUGE P.R.![Joe KroArt, 01/15/2012]
Joe Kro Art, owner of the over-the-top Ocean Gallery, keeps mailing us envelopes full of little clippings, like happy, insane ransom notes. If we piece them together, the message seems to be that Joe is busy busy, even in the shadow of his stunning defeat at erecting Boathenge on the beaches of his short-sighted town. He owns a Batmobile -- made from a black 1972 Dodge. The Red Bull girls will pose with little prompting in their red bikinis in front of Joe's business. Joe will do crazy things for your entertainment. Keep it up, Joe![Roadsideamerica.com Team, 02/25/2009]
First there was Stonehenge, then Carhenge, then Foamhenge, then Truckhenge, and maybe eventually Soaphenge. Now "Boathenge" seems ready to join the flotilla of stateside tributes to prehistoric English hocus-pocus.... [08/05/2007] Complete News Story