Hypertours
Hypertours -- dawn-to-dusk wonders -- are compressed "vacation events" that maximize your "hit" ratio while on the road, by way of calculation, kismet, and caffeine.
Hypertourism and the Information Paradox: An elucidation.
Road
Cheese: 7 days, Wisconsin-Minnesota-Iowa-Illinois
A looping jaunt
through the land of Dairy behemoths, HyperLincolns, cryptic runes and giant
loons. Over 100 attractions.
Hotwired
Hypertour: 7 days, Los Angeles to New York City
Armed with video handycams, digital cameras and an erratic netlink to HotWired, we chronicle 50 attractions -- from the Exotic Dancers Hall of Fame to the Keansburg Wheel of Food.
Symphony
0f Speed: 6 days, New York City to San Francisco
Time dilates. Relativistic distances warp and fold. Talk radio tells us what to do for 3000 miles.
Northwest
Jitters: 6 days, Seattle to Montana's Oxen Statue That Pees and back
Kings of Speed, we chart the caffeine grindscape, survive the Radon health mines and make no progress in the area of infrasound.
TransOrbital Tours
- Halfway Tour - Slide show - Albuquerque, New Mexico, to Cave City, Kentucky
- Wiener Fever Dream: Slide show - Infiltrating astrocytoma causes temporal spasms while the Travel Brain™ sleeps.


