Kansas Turd Birds.

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Kansas Turd Bird

There are many variations on the Fecal Gift Item around the USA -- from "Maine Moose Nuggets to "Kentucky Derby Doodies." The "Kansas Turd Bird" is typical of the Turd Bird line. In this case, it makes no claims of local animal origin -- just a couple of lacquered turds on pipe cleaner legs. One is playing golf.

We wonder whether these are American-made, part of a sprawling manufacturing and distribution system, or imports from a land where BM sculpting is more economical. We just couldn't bring ourselves to pick 'em up and check...

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