Clinton, MT's 16th Annual Testicle Festival was attended by over 15,000 people this year, according to a story in the Missoulian last week. Over 5,000 pounds of Rocky Mountain Oysters were consumed by sometimes intoxicated attendees in various states of undress. "Late Sunday, with one day still remaining, the numbers for this year went like this: 23 DUIs; one car in Rock Creek; one motorcycle crash; one SUV rollover, which left six people injured and one person in critical condition in a coma." Festival organizers encourage visitors to stay in town if they need to sleep off the revelry.

[10/01/2000]