A 50-lb. bronze version of Trent Lott's head has been recovered by police after it was stolen from the lawn of the Trent Lott Middle School, Pascagoula, MS on May 31. An anonymous call the next evening led police to an alley where the slightly scuffed head was recovered. Another Trent head was stolen from the same school in 1997 and thrown into the Escatawpa River. Divers searched for it, but it was never found.

RA Tipster Thom Eason theorizes on the culprits: Maybe it was the aliens that abducted the two fishermen in Pascagoula on October 11, 1973. Perhaps they finally came back for "our leader", not having been apprised of the Strom Thurmond birthday gaffe.

[06/03/2003]