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Burbank, Illinois: Frankenmufflerman

Frankenstein's Monster resembles a former Muffler Man, 20 feet tall, reworked into a smartly-dressed creature. Nonetheless he stretches our powers of creative categorization.

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Frankenmufflerman.

Frankenmufflerman

...either a fresh coat of paint or great upkeep by the staff makes this an outstanding figure. Standing just past the entrance and looming over a ghostlike trashcan, it looks like the blood on the ax is still fresh. This is one of my favorites so far.

[Steve Lipe, Pensacola, FL, 07/16/2008]

Frankenmuffler Man.

Frankenstein Muffler Man

He is in great shape at haunted trails Amusement Center!

[Andy Northern, 10/17/2006]
Frankenmuffler - Vague Recollections

Two leads in your quest to find out what the Frankenmuffler in Bridgeview, IL (actually Burbank I think) really is. I'm a little older than the other Tipster, and I remember that in the mid '70s, Haunted Trails had a different name. I think it was "Happy Trails" or something along those lines. the Frankenmuffler used to be a CLOWN. They just modified the head and painted the suit. So, yes, that figure has been at that park since the late '70s, but it wasn't always a Frankenmuffler. I guess it was a Clownmuffler? I think they should've left it alone. A clown is much scarier than a Frankenstein!

[William A. Madej, 04/27/2004]
Themed Mini Golf courses - Vague Recollections

Mutant Muffler Men: I used to live in Bridgeview, IL. Actually born and raised there. Haunted Trails is the last of a chain of mini golf courses, all themed like HT. The three I remember were Haunted, Western and Circus Trails. The western had a "muffler man" Cowboy if I remember correctly. Circus and Western were both effectively dead by the very early 80s, but Haunted remained. All 3 were fully functioning well before Al Gore invented the Internet, so 2nd generation M-Men, yes. A few years ago, no.

[Todd Call, 12/18/1999]

November 2005: Tipster Bill sez "There was also one called Safari Trails that was in Evergreen Park. Western Trails was in Oak Lawn and lasted until at least 1988."

Frankenmuffler - Vague Recollections

A Frankenmuffler 2nd or 3rd generation mutant hybrid. Though the hands and rough dimensions meet spec, the head and other details betray a more contemporary fabrication. A faux-Muffler Man, by our reckoning!

[Roadsideamerica.com Team, 03/04/1997]

Frankenmufflerman

Haunted Trails

Address:
7759 S. Harlem Ave., Burbank, IL
Directions:
Haunted Trails. North side of town, on the east side of Hwy 43/S. Harlem Ave. just north of W. 79th St.
RA Rates:
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