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Portland, Oregon: Old West Town in a Cow Dairy (Gone)

Built in the early 1960s,"Alpenrose Dairyville" was an unexpected Main Street on industrial property. Had its own opera house, pipe organ, and America's steepest bicycle velodrome.

Alpenrose Dairy

Alpenrose Dairy. Follow SW Naito Pkwy south out of the city. It turns into Hwy 10. Follow Hwy 10 south and then west for about four miles. At the stoplight (Courtesy Auto Care) turn left onto SW Shattock Rd. Drive a half-mile. On the right you'll quickly come upon the Alpenrose Dairy. Drive straight in, passing the big bustling on the left; the town is all the way in the back.
June 2021: Closed, sold.

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Old West Town in a Cow Dairy

This is now closed and the town has been sold.

[Sky, 05/28/2021]

Fake western town.

Alpenrose Dairyville

Alpenrose Dairyville has been around since the early 1960s. It's a small, old-time town set up. Lots of antique items to look at inside the bank, jail, dress store, post office, barn, and more. There's an ice cream parlor in the summer that doubles as a place to visit Santa in the winter. A cute Storybook Lane area has child-size buildings populated with live animals in the Christmas season. Holiday movies play at the Opera House and hot chocolate is served on Main Street. Miniature train displays run during both seasons.

On the grounds you will also find a race track, baseball stadium, and the area's largest Easter Egg Hunt.

[Jody Day, 01/13/2014]

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