San Luis Obispo, California: Madonna Inn

Some of the hotels theme rooms include a personal balcony, such as Room 145, with a view of US Hwy 101.

As tacky and gloriously over the top as ever. The cakes at that bakery are fantastic -- try to time your visit at off-meal hours for less crowds.

You must stay here! Best roadside, historic hotel ever. So fun and unique!

My wife and I were married in the Madonna Inn Yosemite Room, which resembled a cave with real rocks brought in and assembled -- even for the ceiling. The bathroom was also all rocks, including the shower. It was very fun and a great wedding memory.

If you like kitsch, then this is the place for you! Book in advance as it fills up -- you can choose your themed room online and they give away postcards for each room.

The restaurant is the most garish explosion of pink you've ever seen but don't let that fool you -- the food is good. The coffee shop has pink sugar and vintage wood paneled decor goodness. They make cakes that are a foot high. The pool is actually quite nice. It was originally intended to be an adults-only pool, but ultimately was deemed family friendly. It's not cheap by any means, but IMO worth every penny!