Video: The Old Scary vs. Fun Argument
Ghost Outpost
Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin
First off, we remind that haunted houses are made to be experienced -- not photographed. Or even videotaped. They're murky when they're not pitch-black, with too much strobe action and too many places to walk into a wall.
However, we managed to get a few snippets at Ghost Outpost for your enjoyment. [0:55]
Video Transcript
[anguished moaning and clattering]
A pair of animatronic skeletons dressed in rags dangle from iron wall shackles at the dungeon entrance of the tourist attraction.
Prisoner 1: Proceed at your own risk through this haunted hotel.
Prisoner 2: Hey, it's not so scary in here. I go in here all the time.
Prisoner 1: It is dangerous inside. Proceed with great caution.
Prisoner 2: Why are you trying to scare everyone else? It's fun inside!
Prisoner 1: Sometimes people enter and NEVER come out.
[horrible scream, electrical noise] A hooded figure seated clamped into an electric chair spasms while strobe lights blink.
[giggling and laughter]
[anguished moaning and clattering]
