Lunacy of the Abita Mystery House
The Abita Mystery House, like all great attractions, is a place you talk about long after you’ve left the road — although your friends and family may think you’re crazy. Push-button dioramas of tornados and angels, taxidermy monsters, a crashed flying saucer in the back yard — it’s the personal vision of John Preble, who freely admits that he was mentored by a madman.
All Hail, Golden Age of Wax!
Herman Munster, Hitler, Rambo, the cast of Seinfeld (as decapitated heads) are all equally famous in the floor plan of Potter’s Wax Museum, an attraction so venerable that the people of St. Augustine, Florida have rallied, time and again, to keep it open.
Dr. Charles Smith Knows the Truth
And he’s not afraid to tell it to you when you visit his folk art African-American Heritage Museum, which fills the yard of this Marine veteran's house in Louisiana. Also: if you know Denzel Washington, please tell him to come pick up his statue.
Watergate, Commies, and Elvis Have What In Common?
The answer is Tricky Dick Nixon, and you can trace the serpentine connections of America’s most disgraced President at the Richard Nixon Museum and Birthplace. The most popular items in its gift shop feature a famous photo of The King and Dick.
Crying Kurt Cobain Made of Cement
Twenty years after Nirvana's grunge hero Kurt Cobain killed himself, his hometown welcomed this statue into its museum. Before that it had been stored for decades in its sculptor’s muffler shop.
If you’ve ever wondered why it’s impossible to dump bad politicians from Congress, visit the tiny plaque that marks the Birthplace of the Gerrymander. Kurt D., a political landmark zealot, pounced when he heard a new plaque had been installed.
There are bodies under the sidewalk outside the El Campo Santo Cemetery. It used to be inside the cemetery, but, you know, the street needed a sidewalk. Bronze disks in the cement mark the graves, so you can be horrified while also being respectful.
Spotted by Tipsters
Ready for My Close-Up: In her tip titled “Beware to Nice Cars,” Emily S. shared a POV photo of an unidentified herbivore licking her vehicle at Circle G Ranch. We are advised that muddy tongue is a luxury car hazard.
Roadside Archaeology: Not Forgotten-ologist Chris C. went above and beyond when he recreated from memory the features of Pyramid Park — Indiana’s overenthusiastic (and some say cursed) tribute to its limestone industry.
Crush Your Travel Budget: It's probably no surprise that it is extremely expensive to crush a car with a tank at an attraction such as Drive A Tank in Minnesota. But Jarrod H’s photo makes it clear that, for those who saved and scrimped all year, it’s a blast.
Largest Zipper in America: Tipster Nixon documents a "research target" in Barre, Vermont, the Granite Capital of the World. It's a 74 ft. long public sculpture that makes immodest use of a narrow alley and a local quarry.
Junior Banks' Fortress of Faith: This rambling, hand-built castle continues to delight shutterbugs and off-the-grid explorers like Jen W., who notes "we were the only people there." A dungeon, a throne room, and a spot to play chess.
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Enjoy a safe holiday weekend,
The RoadsideAmerica.com Team