Trunkations

Road trip news, rants, and ruminations by the Editors of RoadsideAmerica.com



« | Main | »

Junior Banks for President

Junior Banks

A display inside Junior Banks’ Fortress of Faith showcases his castle’s many appearances in the local press, along with Junior’s correspondence with authorities on his theories of gravity, bird migration, and the extinction of the dinosaurs. We were surprised to see that he was also a write-in candidate for U.S. President in 2008 as “Castleman” Banks.

“Here’s something strange about that,” Junior told us. On the Thursday before the election, he received a call from a woman at the local election board in Maryville, who told him that “every vote you gonna get is gonna get throwed in the trash can” because he hadn’t properly registered as a candidate. “She was even mean to me,” Junior said.

Exactly 24 hours later, a 2.9 magnitude earthquake struck downtown Maryville.

Junior feels that the two incidents are related, since his castle may be the Messianic Temple foretold in the Bible. Disrespecting Junior means disrespecting the castle: the voting district of God. “He just said, ‘Hey, my votes’ gonna get throwed away? Let me show you a little something.'”

Junior did not become U.S. President. He admits now that this was probably for the best, since it’s given him more time to work on the castle.

Junior Banks for President

Sections: Attraction News Comments Off on Junior Banks for President

RoadsideAmerica.com Team Field Report

Junior Banks' Fortress of Faith

Address:
Lee Shirley Rd, Greenback, TN
Directions:
US Hwy 411 either one mile south of the stoplight for Hwy 95, or 3.5 miles north of the bridge across the Little Tennessee River. Turn east onto Trigonia Rd (no stoplight). Drive three-quarters of a mile. Turn left onto Lee Shirley Rd. Drive a quarter-mile. As you crest a hill, turn right onto a little driveway-size gravel road. The castle is at the road's end.
Hours:
Junior is usually there 8:30-11:30, 3-dusk.
Admission:
Free, but bring some cash for the donation box.
RA Rates:
Major Fun
Save to My Sights

Discussion is closed.

Recent Posts

Archives



Sightings. Arrives without warning. Leaves no burn marks. A free newsletter from RoadsideAmerica.com. Subscribe now!

September 15, 2019

My Sights

My Sights

Create and Save Your Own Crazy Road Trip!

Try My Sights

Roadside America app
Roadside Presidents app

Sight of the Week

Sight of the Week

Ray Bradbury Rides a Rocket, Waukegan, Illinois (Sep 9-15, 2019)

SotW Archive

USA and Canada Tips and Stories

More Sightings