Alpine, Texas: Apache Trading Post's Jackassic Park
See the singing mules, then stick your head through a photo-op hole to look like an ass.- Address:
- 2701 W. Hwy. 90, Alpine, TX
- Directions:
- On US 90, the blue log cabin across from the Ramada Inn.
- Phone:
- 432-837-5506
- Admission:
- Free.
- RA Rates:
- Worth a Detour
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Apache Trading Post's Jackassic Park You've heard of Jurassic Park? Well, the Apache Trading Post in Alpine, Texas has Jackassic Park. See the singing mules, Petunia, Penolope and Pete with recent additions of burros Patches and Polkadot work for carrots.
Have your picture taken with friends at the donkey cut-out, where you can appear as Smart-Ass, Candy-Ass, Dumb-Ass, Lazy Ass and 1/2 Ass.
They also run a free, short video about the Marfa Lights.
[Charles McConnell, 11/19/2007]Nearby Offbeat Places
- Border Patrol 9/11 Memorial, Alpine, TX - < 1 mi.
- Marfa Mystery Lights, Marfa, TX - 12 mi.
- Tiny Church, Marfa, TX - 19 mi.
- In the region: World's Largest Swimming Pool, Toyahvale, TX - 42 mi.
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