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From Seattle, head east on I-90. At exit 22, head north through Preston and Fall City to Rte 203 to Carnation. One mile N of the town, Carnation Farm turnoff, then 2 1/2 miles to farm to the Champion Milk Cow. Then head back south to Snoqualmie and North Bend for surviving Twin Peaks TV sights. Back on I-90, travel 50 miles east and exit to the Northern Exposure town of Roslyn.
Back on I-90, it's 25 miles to Ellensburg for Dick & Jane's Spot, 101 North Pearl Street, across from the police station. Another 25 miles on I-90, maybe stop at the scenic overlook at the Columbia River, then it's on to George, WA -- another 13 miles. Now, turn around and head back 13 miles on I-90 east, exit at 137 onto Hwy. 243. Follow the river for 27 miles, then head south on Hwy. 240, which takes you to Richland.
Head east out of Richland and pick up Hwy. 12 heading south, then east for about 45 miles. Watch for signs for the Whitman Massacre Interpretive Center. Colfax and the Codger Pole is another 90 miles up 12 to Rt.127 to Rt. 26 -- it's downtown on John Crawford Blvd. Then it's a straight north shot up Rt. 195 to Spokane.
Champion Milk Cow
The pastoral panorama of Carnation, WA is home of the Carnation Research Farm, and the World's Champion Milk Cow Statue. During the 1920s, Segis Pietertje Prospect's yearly yield exceeded 16,500 quarts of milk and 1,400 pounds of butter -- ten times that of the average cow! Doug agrees with the plaque that says cows "Nobly deserve the title, 'Foster Mother of the Human Race.'" Mike says it's a false pagan idol, and that we should leave.
Twin Peaks, Northern Exposure
We are excited about hitting our next stops, the Twin Peaks and Northern Exposure towns, Snoqualmie, North Bend, and Roslyn. Seminal '90s "quirk" TV shows filmed here were demographically designed so advertisers could shoot from the hip, hitting our young but family-oriented friends right between the eyes. The roar of the mighty waterfall and scenic overlook at the "lodge" get our Twin Peaks fevers burning. We hope to ourselves that in addition to "The Big Log," resting under Snoqualmie's Historic Log Pavilion, we will be able to see a large tribute to Ernest and Julio Gallo's White Grenache wine, or a fifty-foot prospectus monument under the Fidelity Tax-free Mutual Fund Pavilion.
Nothing like this greets us. Perhaps it is because no one cares about Twin Peaks anymore. North Bend's Mar-T Cafe still sells their famous cherry pies and coffee, but mainly to regulars. Fireplace logs, with tags identifying "Official Log Lady Logs," sit in a pile at the drug store and gather dust. [Note: This report was written only 1 year after the show ended!]
We quickly head to Roslyn, television's Northern Exposure town, where things are slightly more animated. Scads of sweat-suited retirees disgorge from their RVs and wander ugly vistas from NE's opening credits. In the souvenir buying lines, puffball-headed old ladies ahead of us discuss local sales tax differentials with the counter help, while our espresso-massaged forebrains scream for stimuli.
- 201 W. Pennsylvania Ave., Roslyn, WA
- The best visual reminder of the show, the Roslyn's Cafe camel mural, is on the corner of Pennsylvania Ave. and 2nd St.
Dick and Jane's Art Spot
Back on the road to Ellensburg, "Gateway to the Channeled Scablands." Here, across the street from the police station, we find Dick and Jane's Art Spot. Brightly painted wooden figures, bicycle wheel sculptures and bottle cap tesserae decorate this private residence. "big Red," a pink woman with road reflector breasts, beckons near a man with a flash bulb camera face.
As we leave Ellensburg, we see our first camcorder-wielding Dad, like the first robin of Spring, videotaping his children going in the Super 8 motel office.
- 101 N. Pearl St., Ellensburg, WA
- Downtown, on the northwest corner of 1st Ave. and Pearl St., across from the fire dept. and police station. I-90 exit 109. Drive north on Canyon Rd/Main St. for a little over a mile, then turn right onto 1st Ave. The Spot will be one block in, on the left.
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The flat drive toward George, Washington gives us plenty of time to imagine what funny civic permutations await us there. But the town doesn't get its own joke. Instead of dressing the residents in powdered wigs, or having any kind of photo opportunity that spells out the gag in no uncertain terms (Like a billboard with a hole cut for your head, making you look like a termite in a giant set of George's wooden teeth), all we see at the city limits is a sign reading "Welcome To Town of George." What!? They do sell postcards of the world's largest cherry pie, baked in 1983, at the chamber of commerce. But, man, what a disappointment.
- Royal Anne Ave., George, WA
- I-90 west of Moses Lake, northeast of Wanapum State Park.
We are behind schedule, and on the dusty streets of George, have a disagreement. Doug wants to go north and see the windmills made of household items in Electric City, and stay for the laser show on the side of the Grand Coulee Dam. But Mike thinks we will waste too much time waiting for darkness to fall before the laser show, and if we go South, we'll not only see more, we'll make it to Spokane before dark to see their stuff, too.
South we go. Loser chooses music, and since we have to proceed with all the speed the law allows, Doug unzips his complete collection of Hawkwind tapes, and pops in a live version of "Sonic Attack." Hawkwind, an early '70s British space rock band that still performs, never did ballads and their songs often end in explosions. Hawkwind's constant 85 MPH drumbeat and pulsing broken white line bass, no matter what the number, offer a much better driving aura than more obvious, less hypnotizing choices like Elvis and Led Zepplin.
Two loud hours later, at the Hanford Science Center in Richland, we learn about the nearby Hanford Site, a Manhattan Project boom town that once produced plutonium for atomic bombs. But the Science Center focuses on boring "don't panic" education, with computer games like "Learn Your Personal Radiation Dose." Brochures teach us that "radiation is emitted by earth, water, food...Radiation also comes from human-generated sources such as color TV sets, medical procedures and nuclear weapons production."
[Update 2005: According to Connie Estep, Curator, the Hanford Science Center "reopened in a different location in 1997 as the CREHST Museum (Columbia River Exhibition of History, Science, and Technology). We still feature exhibits from the Hanford nuclear site but we also have Lewis & Clark, geology, early area settlements, and various short-term exhibits." CREHST Museum, 95 Lee Blvd. 509-943-9000]
Make this stop worthwhile by visiting B, B & M Sporting Goods for a Richland High School T-shirt. Sports teams there are called "The Bombers"; the logo features a billowing mushroom cloud. B, B & M usually sells about 30 a week, "But if the DOE boys are in town, they just fly out of the store."
[Update 2005: B,B & M Sporting Goods is gone, but you can still buy Bomber gear via the school alumni web site. Thanks to Blake Lindsey for the link.]
Horrible two lane traffic makes our race to the Whitman Massacre Site Interpretive Center, just west of Walla Walla, a nail-biter. When a National Historic Site says they close at 4:45, they mean it. Running in just ahead of the door locker, camera tripods akimbo, we find that politically correct forces have reshaped the old dioramas of Dr. Marcus Whitman and his wife, Narcissa, futilely running from tomahawk-wielding attackers, into a scene where food is peacefully exchanged between the couple and their culturally distinct neighbors. Only the recorded messages outside hint at the tourism-rich horror of the 1847 massacre that left 13 dead, buried together in the "Great Grave" at the bottom of the Whitman Monument hill. Doug says, but does not mean, that the interpretive center is as good as laying on the grass, watching lasers dance to Dark Side Of The Moon.
- 328 Whitman Mission Rd, Walla Walla, WA
- Whitman Mission National Historic Site. From Walla Walla drive west on Hwy 12. Drive seven miles, then turn left (south) onto Swegle Rd (look for the brown park signs). Drive about a half-mile, then turn left into the park.
- Summer daily 8 am - 6 pm; off-season until 4:30 pm. (Virus outbreak may affect access to attraction. Call to verify.)
We speed along Hwy's 12 and 127 between rolling green hills, Gaia's attractive pagan buttocks, toward Colfax. Signs quickly direct us to the Codger Pole, a sixty-five-foot tall chain saw sculpture commemorating a 1988 high school football rematch -- played fifty years after the first game by the same participants.
The pole is actually a fagot of five separate wooden columns, with the heads of all the golden-aged players carved into them. Town fathers have done a great job displaying and publicizing the Codger Pole, perhaps because town fathers are the very people portrayed.
Just north of Colfax, we watch the sun set as we wait with other travelers for patrolmen to clear a jack-knived big-rig off the highway. If we had arrived in Spokane during the daylight, we could have seen the Milk Bottle-shaped Building at Post and Garland, The Bing Crosby Room at Gonzaga University, or even a Check Signed by George Bush on the wall of Patsy Clark's restaurant. But as one of us reminds, and as one of us is reminded, "We didn't, so we can't."